Never leaving your side
and eternally trusted guide
True and trusted friend
Your television
And knowing not to believe
All that you read
Message seen, clear and real
I know..........I can see, I can see, I can see
Telling when Russians were red
And that Hussein stole a desert
And now I know De Klerk
The great white hope
Never leaving your sight
Eternal trusted guide
True and trusted friend
Your television
And on foreign policy an expert I became
On Nicaragua I knew absolutely all
Momentary pangs from and orphanage
New view to Romania that didn't last
And why wouldn't I drink
With higher links to the Cola spirit
When all above say to do it
Like Michael, Gloria and Mr Collins